Total Medals Earned: 1,340 (From 155 different games.) Total Medal Score: 24,060 Points
Medals Earned: 2/4 (35/185 points)
unlocked accessory 1
unlocked accessory 2
unlocked accessory 3
unlocked accessory 4
Medals Earned: 5/6 (260/360 points)
Think of this medal when you press that K button.
10000 clicks.
Prisoner of war turned hero.
You wield that keyboard like a pianist.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Now THAT'S what I call dedication
Medals Earned: 5/8 (140/315 points)
Boomerang the bat on the first screen.
Complete the easy round.
Complete the medium round.
Kill the boss.
Complete the hard round.
Finish with under 400 clicks.
Finish with under 300 clicks.
Finish with under 200 clicks.
Medals Earned: 2/11 (20/395 points)
Finished Level 2
Finished Level 1
Finished level 3 and Defeated Boss 1.
Finished Level 7
Finished Level 4
Finished Level 5
Finished Level 6 and Defeated Boss 2.
Finished Level 10 and Defeated Boss 3.
Finished Level 9
Finished Level 8
Completed the game.
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/360 points)
Succumb to the clutches of death
Pass level 1
Pass level 6
Pass level 9
Pass levels 1-3
Pass any level other than 7 without getting hurt
Pass level 7 without getting hurt
Pass levels 6-9 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Pass levels 1-5 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Pass all levels with a combined time under 19 minutes
Medals Earned: 2/31 (10/475 points)
Stay in the Sea for 1 Minute (after the shark attack)
Bounce 20 Times
Collect 10 Bombs
Damage the Shark with 10 Bombs
Do a 20 Streak without falling in the sea
Get 3 Jet Packs without falling down
Get 50 Sky Bonuses
Get 10 Near Misses
Get Eaten by the Shark 10 Times
Score 1 Million Points
Do a 50 Streak without falling in the sea
Score 2 Million Points
Get 20 Near Misses
Damage the Shark with 20 Bombs
Bounce 50 Times
Land on 10 Grass Platforms
Get 100 Sky Bonuses
Get Eaten by the Shark 30 Times
Collect 20 Bombs
Get 300 Sky Bonuses
Damage the Shark with 100 Bombs
Bounce 200 Times
Get 50 Near Misses
Do a 100 Streak without falling in the sea
Score 3 Million Points
Land on 30 Grass Platforms
Collect 100 Bombs
Score 5 Million Points
Do a 200 Streak without falling in the sea
Medals Earned: 6/7 (190/290 points)
Complete the first phase.
Complete the second phase.
Complete the third phase.
Complete the final phase.
Fully load your bladder.
Win without taking any damage.
Medals Earned: 6/6 (100/100 points)
Defeat Hansel's first form (both arms)
Defeat Hansel's tentacled form
Defeat Hansel's U.F.O. form.
Defeat Hansel's brain.
Fall into the lava (alternate ending)
Grab Tankman's hand and helicopter away to safety.
Medals Earned: 9/9 (405/405 points)
Why? Why?
Catch a wild UBERKID.
Some Unicorns just lost their dignity you know.
You're the inspiration.
Those old folks deserve some love and affection.
Win the game!
Medals Earned: 9/10 (210/310 points)
Beat Pico's challenge on easy mode.
Beat Darnell's challenge on easy mode.
Beat Pico's challenge on hard mode.
Beat Darnell's challenge on hard mode.
You can do better than that.....
That's more like it!
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